Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Paul

Have you ever invited someone out to a social event, you know, someone really cool? Maybe you hadn't seen that person in while and you were really looking forward to just kicking back and sharing some laughs. Then when they show up they've brought four or five of their really annoying friends with them. And what you want to say "you can come in but these losers have to take a hike." Of course you don't do that for two very important reasons: (1) The unspoken rules of polite society forbid it and (2) Unlike me, there's an excellent chance you're not a major league A-hole.

I separate myself from the rest of you because I feel like I should be able to say "you losers go take a hike". And nowhere did I feel that urge stronger than sitting through a screening of Paul. I loved the title character but was either bored or annoyed by the cast of characters who surround him.

Paul is the latest offering from Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who previously gave us Shaun of the Dead (2004), Hot Fuzz (2007), and Run Fatboy Run (2007). In Shaun and Hot Fuzz, they succeeded in providing a fresh and cutting send up of some much loved movie genres. Here they try to do the same thing with the Speilberg/Lucas fanboy cannon. Pegg and Frost play Grahame and Clive, two British sci-fi fans who travel to the US to attend Comic-Con and take a tour of the famous UFO sites of the American Southwest. So how fitting that while out on the highway at night, they see a car go off the road in front of them and upon further investigation, discover Paul, a foul-mouthed slacker alien. The guys take Paul in their RV and their road adventure has officially begun.

Right away, I like Paul and find him very funny. When he's on the screen, I find myself enjoying this movie quite a bit. The problem is, when he's not on the screen, the movie begins to suffer almost immediately. The reason for this begins with the two human leads in the film.

The great thing about doing a genre spoof is you are able to use shorthand with the characters. Two sci-fi fans at Comic-Con? Got it. Say no more. We know who these guys are. Socially awkward, uncomfortable with women, terrible fashion sense. But because we are so familiar with those archetypes, unless you give us something fresh and interesting about them, we will get bored very quickly with them and sadly that is what happened here. Outside of generic sci-fi geeks, I can't tell you anything noteworthy about these characters.

Even more problematic for me was Ruth Buggs, the love interest for Graeme played by SNL's Kristen Wiig. Wiig is very convincing in the role of a sheltered fundamentalist Christian whose abhorrence for all things scientific should be a nice contrast for Paul. Now there is lots of room for satire and sharp commentary in the debate between science and religion. Unfortunately, this movie doesn't engage in any of that. The filmmakers seem to want to suggest that Paul's existence nullifies everything Ruth once believed so now she is free to drink, swear, and get stoned. I don't think I can end the debate but I don't see why we can't live in a world where Darwin's principles and intelligent design can co-exist. Why can't we have aliens and God (in whatever form you believe He takes: God, Yaweh, Oprah) peacefully co-existing? By portraying Christians as all slack jawed idiot Yokels, this movie really took a misstep for me.

Perhaps the biggest misstep involved the character development or lack thereof. SPOILER ALERT – There is a scene at the end where Paul tells the guys. "So I guess we learned a bunch of valuable stuff about being true to ourselves and all that crap." This is supposed to be a clever way of pointing out that they haven't really learned anything or changed for having gone through this journey. We are almost supposed to feel like that kind of character growth is a lame device of movies of yesteryear. But I wanted to scream at the screen 'If you have actually learned something about yourself for going through the journey, there might have been a satisfying ending. The majority of the plot involves them being chased by the authorities. That could provide some genuine character development but does not here.

I should point out that there are some genuine laughs in this film. Seth Rogen is great providing the bite behind Paul's personality. And the guys do a nice job of referencing all the big blockbuster movies of the 70's 80's and 90's including a Titanic reference that was very clever. But in the end there was too many lost opportunities for this movie to work as well as it should have.

I loved seeing Paul on the screen. I just wanted to tell the other characters to go take a hike. They're ruining my quality hang with my good friend Paul. I can say that because, don't forget, I'm a major league A-hole.

Or at least, that's what I'm constantly told.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Adjustment Bureau

We used to play a game in university that would entertain us until the wee hours of the morning. Whenever there was a lull in the conversation or a collective sense of boredom was achieved, somebody would throw out a crazy hypothetical.

"Would you rather be immersed in a bathtub full of live cockroaches or dive into a pool of tobacco spit." And with it, another round of "Would You Rather" was underway.

This game is endless fun for two main reasons (1) It can be adjusted to whatever level of appropriateness you desire. For children it could be…Would you rather have a superpower or have Christmas never end? Ours always seemed to be a choice between two of the most disgusting situations imaginable.

And this brings me to the second reason why this game is so much fun: (2) You have to choose one of the options. You don't get to say "Those are gross! I'm not doing either." As soon as that is an option, the whole point to the game is lost. You have to make a difficult, if nauseating, choice.

After watching The Adjustment Bureau, I feel like writer/director George Nolfi ether never played "Would You Rather" in college or if he did, he cheated.

The Adjustment Bureau is an adaptation of The Phillip K. Dick short story "The Adjustment Team". Dick's short stories have served as the base for other sci-fi thrillers like Blade Runner (1982), Total Recall (1990) and Minority Report (2002). This movie, like its predecessors has a very Dickish feel to it. (Sorry but I don't know what the "Dickensian" equivalent is to Phillip K Dick)

It tells the story of young U.S Congressman David Norris (Matt Damon) on the eve of his first U.S. Senate election. Norris comes off as a typical movie protagonist politician: Bright, sincere, and likeable. Sadly though, not likable to win this time around. As he is in a hotel bathroom practicing his concession speech, he is shocked to see a beautiful young woman emerge from one of the stalls. This is Elise Sellas (Emily Blunt) who is hiding from hotel security after crashing a wedding in the hotel. Though their encounter is brief, there is clearly amazing chemistry between them and it ends with a passionate kiss.

Of course this was only supposed to be a one-time chance encounter. So when Harry Mitchell (Anthony Mackie), a fedora wearing guardian angel type falls asleep on the job and allows David to get on a bus he was never supposed to be on, trouble ensues. Elise is on that bus and when they meet up again, it becomes clear they are very close to falling madly in love with each other. It is now time for the Adjustment Bureau to launch into action.

David arrives at his work to find his coworkers in the boardroom in suspended animation getting their brains scanned by a man we know only as Richadson (Mad Men's John Slattery). A chase ensues and they reluctantly have to tell David what is going on. They are a team that ensures that everything happens according to the grand plan. When something happens to threaten the design of the plan, they step in and make sure things get back on track. Richardson explains that tiny things like a dropped cell phone call or somebody missing a flight because they can't find their keys could be chance but are more likely the work of the Adjustment Bureau. They tell David that Elise is not part of his plan and he is to forget about her and not tell anyone about what he knows.

Right here this movie sets up some really interesting material. There is no end to the debate on free will versus pre-destiny and David is right in the middle of that debate. Also, many people believe that everything happens for a reason and there are greater forces out there affecting our lives in ways we are not aware of. So right here the movie has me with an interesting set-up and a rich thematic canvas on which to paint.

Flash ahead to three years later and while taking that same bus as before, David again sees Elise walking down the street. He chases after her and explains that the reason he didn't call before because he lost her number. Not really a lie since Richardson burned the card with her number on it so David couldn't call. They go for lunch and we can see them falling in love all over again. Much to the chagrin of the Adjustment Bureau.

What follows next is a lot of cat and mouse games with the Bureau guys using their magic powers to try to keep David from being with Elise. But where it gets even more interesting is when they bring in someone higher up on the team, Thomson (Terrance Stamp) the one they call "The Hammer". Thompson tells Norris that his destiny is to become President and change the world in a positive way. Elise's destiny is to become a professional dancer and then a famous choreographer. But it they get together, neither of those destinies will come to be and she will wind up teaching dance to six year-olds for the rest of her life.

Now this is where I think the film is at its most gripping. They have brilliantly set up a scenario where the protagonist has to make a life defining choice. And something of a Sophie's choice at that. I give Nolphi along with Damon and Blunt full credit for making the chemistry between the characters feel very authentic. You love seeing them together on the screen and you can't help but want to see them together in the end.

So this is why the predicament is so tough for David Norris. Should he put his personal desires ahead of the positive change he can affect on the world stage? And does he have a right to take away her future without her ever knowing what the implications are? In short, he is engaging in the ultimate game of would you rather.

Would You Rather spend the rest of your life with your true love or you both enjoy the ultimate career success for the rest of your lives?

And this is the point where a flawlessly executed fantasy thriller completely falls apart for me. Without giving away the specific ending, it's safe to say Nolphi lets his character wriggle out of choosing one or the other. And in doing so, completely undoes the great work up until this point. I felt like we needed to see what choice he makes and if he is able to make peace with it. But he violated the key rule of would you rather by not making his guy stick to one and only one of those choices.

In fairness to Nolphi, I know that the ending was reshot after an early test screening. If they went with the Hollywood ending after the more difficult ending didn't play, that could explain the choice. Even still, it stands out to me a huge missed opportunity. This movie is well paced, fun, interesting and overall very enjoyable. It just comes completely unravelled in the third act.

So should you go see this movie? Well let me ask you this. Would you rather pay $12 to see a movie with an ending that stays true to its premise or pay $12 to see a fairly enjoyable movie that sells out big time to the Hollywood ending?

You have to decide.


 


 

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Hall Pass

I'll let you in on a little secret. Screenwriters may appear shy and unassuming but we can become consumed by jealousy greater than that of any three real housewives of Orange County combined. Our obsession is the one sentence high concept pitch that is both crystal clear and loaded with comedic potential. When a screenwriter sees a trailer for one of these ideas, he spits out his popcorn, slaps his forehead and involuntarily blurts out "Why didn't I think of that?"

Only two films in the past five years have made me do just that. The first was Ricky Gervais' "The Invention of Lying" and most recently, the Farrelly Brothers' "Hall Pass". The latter being a movie about a couple of married guys whose wives give them a one week hall pass from their marriage.

Because it is one of those great concepts, there was a lot pressure on the Brothers Farrelly to not screw it up. Sure, these guys delivered the comedy classics Dumb and Dumber (1996) and There's Something About Mary (1998). But let's not forget that they are also responsible for Stuck on You (2003) Fever Pitch (2005) and The Heartbreak Kid (2007). No question over the past decade, they've had more misses than hits.

Part of the Farrelly's challenge is their recipe for comedy is a delicate balance of gross out scenes with sincerity and sweetness. They can get away with the Cameron Diaz hair gel scene in Mary because we root for Ben Stiller to win over the great unrequited love of his life. If that balance is off just a bit, we end up with Shallow Hal (2001). In Hall Pass, they again seem to have the balance just right.

In Hall Pass, they present us with two best friends Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred (Jason Sudeikis) who have seemingly happy marriages but can't hide their wandering eyes. Part of it is their delusional belief that if they were single, they would be picking up all the time. The other part is neither of them is getting as much action on the home-front as they'd like. Fred's way of dealing with this frustration and how it backfires on him is almost worth the price if admission by itself.

So after Rick's wife Maggie (Jenna Fisher) gives him the one week hall pass, Fred's wife Grace (Christina Applegate) follows suit. And with the premise cleared, we launch full into Act Two and this is where the movie stumbles a bit for me. Of course the guys can't succeed right away and I anticipate the epic fails as they set off on this adventure. The problem for me is too much time is spent on them avoiding trying to pick up women. There is a whole sequence of them stoned on a golf course that seems to be there for no other reason than the sand trap sight gag.

And just as I'm about to file this in the "Stuck On You" category of failed execution, something really interesting happens. They start to explore the opportunities the wives have with this week of hall pass. Maggie and Grace go away to a resort town where a baseball team is wrapping up their season. The older coach is crushing on Maggie while the early 20's baseball stud is hot for Grace. What makes this interesting is we don't know exactly where this story development is heading. We believe that the wives could easily be successful if they wanted something to happen. But would they?

Whereas the guy's scenario was a little more predictable. There were many failed and clueless attempts to find a woman who will sleep with them. To be honest, that section of the movie is mostly forgettable. I thought things really picked up when it became more about what the wives were doing while away and the developing relationship between Rick and Leigh (Nicky Whelan), his favourite coffee barista. When it stopped being about forced comedy and more about the temptation of this one beautiful young woman who is not your wife, it started to feel more authentic. I feel like the last 30 minutes saved the movie from the previous 30 minutes.

Wilson and Sudeikis are both charming and likeable in these roles. They are able to play the comedy for big laughs when necessary and give the touching emotional speech when required as well. The breakout star of this movie is Whelan who did a nice job of portraying the sexy temptress while still having a likeable girl-next-door quality to her.

This is by no means a great movie but I do believe it is a good comedy. It has enough big laughs with the gross-out humour to satisfy long time fans of the Farrely's. And the emotional storyline is sufficiently sweet and competent. This movie has both a nice zinger of a last line and end credits bonus that helps to end it on a high note.

So if you are looking for a model for your high concept broad comedy with heart, this is not a bad one to look at. And if you are working on such a script, best of luck with it. I hope it goes well.

But don't let me find out about it. Or I will destroy you!

Friday, March 4, 2011

A Solemn Promise To The Readers of Seluke’s Movie Reviews

It has been exactly half a year since I last posted a review on this blog. It was September 5th and how I long for those innocent carefree days. You see I got caught up in living the lifestyle of a screenwriter in Canada. It's all dom perignon for breakfast and lighting up Cuban cigars with hundred dollar bills after lunch. It was la dolce vita and I was enjoying every minute of it.

"Who cares if the needs of my faithful readers weren't being attended to," I would often wonder aloud. "What could possibly go wrong?"

And then it happened.

I'll never forget the chills that came over me when I heard the phone ring. I didn't know who was on the other end of that phone, I just knew it wasn't good. I picked up the phone and braced myself for the worst. Even still, I wasn't prepared for what I was about to hear.

"Tony, it's Bruce. I just saw 'How Do You Know?'"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried out. "How did this happen?"

"It was Paul Rudd in a James L. Brooks film. The same guy who did "As Good As It Gets" he explained.

"But that movie sucks," I told him. "It redefines the term "unwatchable".

And I'll never forget the words he said next…"I wish you would have told me that four hours ago."

He was right. It was all my fault.

I wish I could tell you Bruce recovered from seeing that steaming pile of dogcrap, but we all know better. For the rest of his life he will be a broken shell of the man he once was. And all because I wasn't there to prevent it.

So I make this solemn promise to you all. I will never leave you again. I will post a review every week from now until the time they stop making movies. And after How Do You Know, that may be sooner than you think.

Never again will I allow my awesome lifestyle get in the way of my duties as a movie reviewer. With great power comes great responsibility…to make sure nobody EVER sees How Do You Know and others of its ilk.

Tomorrow I will be posting a review of Hall Pass. After that, I will post at least once per week, often allowing you to choose the movie you want reviewed. Together we can prevent another tragedy like the one that happened to Bruce.

As for what can be done to help Bruce, his only wish is that you all send me lots of money in the…wait…hold on…my lawyers inform me I am not legally permitted to ask you to send me money in the mail.

So I won't.

Wink wink.